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  • #31
    Originally posted by Sonic Bodhi View Post
    I've been sporting a van dyke for some time now- or what you'd call a 'colonel sanders' beard. A bit more maintenance than a scraggly, maintenance free biblical Old Testament beard, but well worth the trimming. I use it to strain soup, among other things...
    Now you mention it, I wonder whether Colonel Sanders used his beard trimmings in his secret recipe for his chicken coating?!
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Realm View Post

      Now you mention it, I wonder whether Colonel Sanders used his beard trimmings in his secret recipe for his chicken coating?!
      I wouldn't doubt it.. . But my diet now requires me to avoid fried foods, so when I visit the KFC I have to get the grilled chicken.. So no more crunchies to carry around in the beard for a small snack later on!
      "I would rather be happy than to always be 'right'."

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Sonic Bodhi View Post

        I wouldn't doubt it.. . But my diet now requires me to avoid fried foods, so when I visit the KFC I have to get the grilled chicken.. So no more crunchies to carry around in the beard for a small snack later on!
        Yeah, but you can still let the grease run down into the beard to suck on later...in this way the beard can augment your diet!
        Extreme complication is contrary to art.
        — Claude Debussy

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        • #34
          Originally posted by windspace View Post

          Yeah, but you can still let the grease run down into the beard to suck on later...in this way the beard can augment your diet!
          Now you're beginning to sound like Roald Dahl's Mr.Twit. :D
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          • #35
            Do KFC still sell chicken?
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            • #36
              Yes, just not on your side of the pond I guess...
              Extreme complication is contrary to art.
              — Claude Debussy

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              • #37
                Originally posted by windspace View Post

                Yeah, but you can still let the grease run down into the beard to suck on later...in this way the beard can augment your diet!
                Umm.. the point of no fried food is no grease- so grilled chicken shouldn't have grease? Well, it's back to baked potatoes, I guess! And dusting cookies with the 'stache!
                "I would rather be happy than to always be 'right'."

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                • #38
                  I tried to grow a beard once, so I could merge discreetly with the other AO beard growers and AO ambient producers because the two seemed to go hand in hand, also it was an envy thing

                  Somewhere in this forum are photos of me with a badly 'grown' beard trying to 'fit in' as a bearded ambient producer. I have now moved on from that phase
                  It's all an illusion.

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                  • #39
                    You can always just grow your hair really long and tie it under your nose. Fully qualifies as facial hair.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Sky High Diamonds View Post
                      I tried to grow a beard once, so I could merge discreetly with the other AO beard growers and AO ambient producers because the two seemed to go hand in hand, also it was an envy thing

                      Somewhere in this forum are photos of me with a badly 'grown' beard trying to 'fit in' as a bearded ambient producer. I have now moved on from that phase
                      We appreciate your efforts in this regard...and agree it's probably not worth the hormone treatments. :P aoVI's suggestion might be worth trying though :D

                      Extreme complication is contrary to art.
                      — Claude Debussy

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by windspace View Post
                        Yes, just not on your side of the pond I guess...
                        So, that brings me to the question- why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? And the answer IS, of course, to get to the KFC on the other side!
                        "I would rather be happy than to always be 'right'."

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                        • #42
                          beards are for hipsters - you need to learn the dark arts of traditional shaving - when armed with a decent brush, soap, old school DE razor and blade you will soon love, nay, become obsessed with, the manly art of shaving

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by The Quietist View Post
                            beards are for hipsters - you need to learn the dark arts of traditional shaving - when armed with a decent brush, soap, old school DE razor and blade you will soon love, nay, become obsessed with, the manly art of shaving
                            Oh ... so my Philips electric adjustable beard beard trimmer with up to 9 grades and built in 'hoover' for collecting the trimmings doesn't quite cut the mustard then?!
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Realm View Post

                              Oh ... so my Philips electric adjustable beard beard trimmer with up to 9 grades and built in 'hoover' for collecting the trimmings doesn't quite cut the mustard then?!
                              :D - it will do the job on a fine fashion i imagine but the joys of traditional wet shaving excite the passions of hair removal in a less mechanical way, or something...

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